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Barry Chapter 3 Intro

It’s up!  “Sons and Daughters,” Chapter 3 of Barry Anderson: An Unexpected Fairy Tale, is live and you can read it here!  Or go here to start at 1 – Birthday.  (There is also 2 – Lessons but I’m assuming you know how numerical sequentialism works.)

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I think quoting my favorite lines would in most cases be either spoilers or punch lines (or my slightly more scandalous phrases like “plug becoming an outlet”).  But to share, some of my favorite moments in this chapter involve Nick playing video games on the internet (😱), Dania and the “real” stories of Snow White and Cinderella, along with why fairy godmother spells have time limits whereas color magic doesn’t, and Grape’s experiences with vintage dresses and spoons, the physics of teleportation magic and weebs, alien plush toys and the Mionn a Draíocht, Lassie and hair ties.  There’s also lots of sons and daughters and the roles they play.

I’m just going to stop telling you guys how long chapters are, so you don’t get scared away… 

Nah, who am I kidding?  It’s 41,232 words and I love every stinkin’ one of them.  Yes, that’s two-thirds of a respectable novel length, in one chapter.  Yes, that means that chapters 1-3 together make 82,666 words and they say 100,000 words is entering “epic novel” length and you sure as inclement weather better have something important to say if you’re going to go off that long.

And Barry is 30 chapters long.  Before the sequels.  And I’m not going to promise this will be the longest chapter. It most likely won’t be, knowing what’s ahead.

But every line is important to the picture being painted.  Believe it or not, with my casual tone and overuse of words like “really” and “stuff,” every phrase and interaction is very intentional.  The way someone moves their eyebrows or when they choose to interrupt says volumes about their internal turmoil, whether they realize it or not.  And Barry has a lot of internal turmoil.

Despite the barrier that length might be for some readers, Chapter 3 is my favorite to this point and I hope it really shows the audience where we’re going, overall.  Two points make a line, but you need three points to make a trajectory, to see whether it’s going to be a straight line or not.  Chapter 3 completes the first small plot arc of the story and finishes establishing the themes and where you can expect this very long story to go.  It has a lot of establishing to finish, before Chapter 4 is off like a rocket into the plot moving forward.

Each chapter is more like a mini era, that turns the plot and character development in its own unique way.  Each has its own attitudes, themes, and events that couldn’t happen in any other chapter because none of the characters are in the same place from chapter to chapter.

To quote Stephen Schwartz, as quoted in 2 – Lessons, which is in turn a paraphrasing of Heraclitus, “You can’t step in the same river twice, the water’s always changing, always flowing.”  I only have 30 chapters over the course of a single year to change this boy’s life, and each one of them needs to do something different.  If anything, I’m rather stunned that 1/10th of the chapters are live now, and mildly sad to never have those three mini eras to write in again, at least from Barry’s point of view.

All that being said, I really hope to get a move on and not post only one chapter a year.  I have other novels to write too, and I can’t wait 27 more years for this one to have its full effect.  Although it’s not like I’ve only been writing chapters 1-3 the past few years by a long shot.  Chapters 6, 8, 12, 15, 16, and 18 are all already longer than Chapter 1 (which was 12,700 words), and there are no chapters with under 500 words written (the climax chapter having the least written prose atm).

But Chapter 3 is very dear to me.  It’s okay if you maybe don’t know what to think at this point, or for a while in this chapter; neither does Barry.  He’s feeling torn every which way and if adults disagree so thoroughly on these topics–things like gender and attraction, fate and destiny, responsibility and trust, fairness and defining yourself–then how is a sixteen-year-old (usually) boy supposed to figure it out?

It’s okay to not be able to tell where I, as an author, stand on these things. 😉  Like Barry’s finding out, the universe has a physics to it, but none of it is simple.

Eh, or just take it as a fairy story.  Like Puck says in Shakespeare’s Midsummer Night’s Dream:

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream…

To quote Barry in the chapter in question, “Mom, maybe stop trying to make sense of the supposed decisions of a trippy dreamland dimension.  I’m not sure logic and rationality are at work here.”

If you don’t want to yield to themes that offend, feel free to treat my very long writing like a fever dream with a lot of cleavage.  That’s certainly what Barry would prefer to do.

 

Along with the chapter, here are some other Barry features that have been updated, so you know where to find them:

Chapter Quotes

Chapter 3 is the first to go live with its chapter heading quotes, but now these are a staple of all the chapters, and I’ve gone back and put the ones at the beginning of 1 – Birthday and 2 – Lessons.  I have these selected for every chapter through the end of the story and I love how they illustrate and encapsulate each mini-era.

Each chapter has an actual, historically-written quote, written by an author with a national and cultural background that’s relevant to fairy lore, such as Greek, Irish, French, or German, and Barry-relevant specialties, such as philosophers, scientists, or fairy tale writers.

Each chapter also has a plot and theme-relevant song lyric quote from the soundtrack of that chapter, and I have zero pretension when it comes to the songs in this story.  This leads to satisfying and amusing combinations of archaic and high-brow historical quotes, beside goofy pop and children’s song lyrics.  Some of my favorite combos are Socrates and the Spice Girls, Tennyson and Taylor Swift, Aesóp and Elvis, Carl Jung and the Cars, Shakespeare and the Beatles,  da Vinci and CHVRCHES, Ovid and Sofia the First, and the Norse Vǫluspá and Barbie.

But they each triangulate the themes and vibes of the chapter they head, and I hope you enjoy them from here on out.

Song posts

In that same vein, I am planning to have a post for each song in the soundtrack, bringing out its significance to the story and the themes and motifs I use it to illustrate in context.  There will also be posts about the overall motifs of the story, which are a big deal for the meta of the story and symbolism I’m kinda super extra about.  Very few of these posts are up yet—less than I would like—but I hope to post more of these soon.

But I don’t think everyone was aware of the ones that have been posted, so I thought I’d point them out:

The post for St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion) by John Parr discusses foreshadowing, omens of fate, and holding onto the future we planned, when we’re not genre-savvy to the serendipity in our own lives.  Maybe don’t fight the foreshadowing; it’s not always as subtle as we think.

The post for Let’s Hear It For the Boy by Deniece Williams discusses both the vibes of the Barry soundtrack and my beloved use of irony in lyrics, as well as celebrating my protagonist boy and the beloved mess he is.

Those are the songs from Chapter 1, and I only have one of the three songs from Chapter 2 up.

The post about When You Can Fly Again from Fancy Nancy is an exploration into Dania’s motives as she gets overexcited and maybe a little bit silly, not understanding why her little butterfly might not want to go do pretty sparkly things with her, but how much she wants to help him fly.

Considering I finished writing the post for House of Gold by twenty one pilots last October (foolishly waiting to finish the one for Trying On Dresses by Darby, which I still haven’t finished) I’d like to post it soon.  That one is about mortality, legacy, and death in fay culture and Barry feeling torn between his two worlds; it has a lot of pretty and potent prose, if I do say so myself, and I’m anxious for it to be read.

And Chapter 3 has three more songs to elaborate on, so I really hope to write up these things soon.

Chapter Icons

Silly little thing, but a while ago I wanted chapter icons for my own benefit, just simple images that symbolize each chapter, which I could use for my own menus.  I’ve made seventeen so far, and now the first three are on the menu and the chapters.

Chapter Bookmarks

Despite being a mean author who expects people to read 41k words on a single web page, I do actually want chapters to be accessible and don’t actually expect people to read any chapter in one sitting, lol.  So now, at the top of each chapter page, there are actually bookmarks!!  Section headings would throw off the groove of the chapters, but I feel like casually naming parts of the chapter with titles that you’ll understand if you’ve read that part, but won’t spoil ahead of time, actually add to the chapters, hopefully.  So now Chapters 1-3 have sections at scene or concept breaks, every 500-1500 words.  They were really fun to name anyway.

And as I release audiobook versions, I can also break up the tracks at these same breaks and use the same titles.  Ultimately I’d love to have a playlist of all the audiobook tracks, with the soundtrack songs intermixed where-ish they go with the prose and events, so you can just pop the playlist on and get the whole Barry Anderson experience in order.

Which, granted, will eventually take months to listen to 😅 but it’s fine.  Please love me despite my super extra 🙏. 

Media Glossary

Starting with the Extras for Chapter 2, I included a glossary for the non-English words used in the chapter.  (This glossary is going to be crazy long for Chapter 11 and the research might kill me lol.  Although my Arthurian research for Chapter 12 is a lot more extensive.)  Chapter 3 has a decent amount of non-English phrases, so it has that glossary included in the Extras, but 3 – Sons and Daughters also includes a large amount of media and story references (and science-related terms) that Barry often mentions off-handedly.  I want these references to be accessible to readers, even if they haven’t seen all of the media referenced.  So there’s a glossary for these references on the 3 – Extras page.  And, shocking to no one, I used it as an opportunity to commentate, elaborate and joke about the different media, and use them to bring out different things about the story.  Hopefully they’re a fun read, even if you already get the references to FPSs, Star Trek, He-Man, Bewitched, or Fibonacci.  I’m a girl of varied interests–and therefore sometimes so is Barry 😉 –and my references and jokes reflect this.

 

Anyway, in spite of so much preamble, I truly hope that you enjoy 3 – Sons and Daughters, and that it helps you explore complex questions about fate, trust, chaos, gender, and adulthood, with some giggles (and maybe some tears) along the way.

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Littler Bits of Calise

So, once upon a time, I decided to try something new.  I mean I often try new things, but this is a new type of new.  Basically, I’m going to try to puke on you guys.  With words.

Really, I’ve just been far too perfectionist for too long and that means “A Little Bit of Calise” has actually been “A Massive Amount of Calise Very Infrequently.”  Don’t get me wrong, I have not grown any less wordy.  In fact I’m planning on posting 3 – Sons and Daughters in the next few days on here, and it’s… Well, if you thought 2 – Lessons was long… *Whistles*

Yeah I can never decide if I’m sorry or not.

But I’ve never been able to keep up with frequent postings because I always feel like I have to maintain a certain standard in everything I post. And that’s stupid.  So this platform that was originally intended to be me screwing around, being Calise and talking about it, has never really served that purpose because I always have to write an epic, or make 500 stick figures, or worry about grammar and comma-overusage! 😩

So, once upon an October 5th, 2022, I decided to screw that.  So sometimes I might post 30 words stating that I have the Wikipedia article for Joan the Wad open, and another day I might post 2000 about how messed up the Greek myth of Pasiphaë is and how I’m fixing it.  Sometimes I might talk about my adventures in making doll wands from toothpicks and unholy uses of hot glue, and others I might go off about why I get so excited using Socrates and the Spice Girls in the same chapter heading.

Basically, my mind is already a busy place with plenty to say, I just want to say more of it publicly and without perfectionism. Otherwise what I share widely will be few and far between.

Or many, but far between.

But I don’t want anyone to feel obligated to keep up with the rambly stuff. I’m just going to let myself say stuff, but go about your lives! Fly free! I will try really hard to emphasize the more important posts and pages so that you don’t miss the important stuff. And I’m open to suggestions about site layout or places to post so that it’s easier for you personally to catch the stuff you want to.

But I guess I’m going to start sayin’ stuff, even if it seems like stupid premises for posts or whatever. Okay? Okay.

Also, Barry has a Facebook page now, if you Like that kinda thing.

Love you, the end.

Barry Anderson Chapter 2! And Extras!

Guys, Chapter 2 of Barry Anderson is live as of today!  {Stadium cheer}  I am honestly so darn proud of 2 – Lessons, although I’ve been putting myself into a panic about posting it, for many reasons.

First, and maybe foremost:  It’s really really long.

You might think I am exaggerating, for my own self-deprecation, or bragging, depending on how you feel about word count, but I am not.  Final clock-in at 28,662 words.  For reference, the longest chapter of all of Harry Potter is around 8,000 words.  I can’t decide if I’m sorry or not.  But I don’t expect anyone to read it in one sitting, unless you want to!  Each chapter of Barry has a unified theme and purpose, and it wouldn’t have worked to chop it.  But I hope it’s not a difficult read.

The chapter is only two weeks long, but it’s a big journey for Barry into a wider world of magical control, and trying to understand if selfness is as changeable as trying on dresses.  It’s a lot of silly, a lot of lore, and a fair amount of thought-provoking.  Thoughts are not the only way in which it’s provocative.  Can’t decide if I’m sorry about that either.

Also, check out the new Enrichment and Extras pages for each chapter!  They’re like DVD extras, but you get to hear more from me!  Which you know you wanted to do, even after 41k words in the first two chapters. 😛  Never can get enough of me, right? 😉

Well if you’re into that kinda thing, I’ve got the pages for Chapter 1 Extras and Chapter 2 Extras up.

There’s a page for each song in the soundtrack, with my reflections on what those songs mean to me in each part of the story, as well as an ongoing look at the themes of the story, and how they’re reflected in the #motifs of the music.  There’s a non-English word glossary (gotta put my Irish-learning to use), my favorite quotes from each chapter, and eventually there will be author chapter commentaries, and scenes written from other character’s points of view.

(FYI I’m finishing a couple of the song pages for Chapter 2; should be up in a few days.  It’ll probably take everyone at least that long to read Chapter 2 anyway.)

I really, truly, hope you enjoy 2 – Lessons.  Amidst so much silly in a chapter, it’s hard for me to own the serious themes of fate, leadership, identity, and whether or not selfness is mutable.

I don’t intend for it to be another 10 months before I post Chapter 3. 😉

<3 Much love,
Calise

Barry Anderson Audiobook – Chapter 1

I guess any chance I had to pretend that I wasn’t the author of this novel went out the window when I recorded an audiobook version of the first chapter, in my voice.

Still, despite the very silly premise, and my inability to do male voices (which is a problem less often in Barry’s case 😏), I think I have decent comedic timing, and it’s exciting for me to hear the correct inflections for each of the characters’ lines.  It feels like I’m listening to my friends talk, even if it’s essentially a very painstakingly edited version of me playing with dolls in my bedroom.

In fact, it took multiple months longer to get this out than it should have, because Audacity decided to flip out and put all my clips into a blender, and delete everything before a certain date, but I went through every single 3 second clip it still had (there were over 3100, and they were all mixed up, and most of them duplicated) to try and salvage what I could.  As it was, the only reason I have the original version of the first 20 minutes (all the actual recording files and bloopers tragically lost), is because I was obsessed enough with listening to myself talk that I’d exported a draft version of the beginning, just so I could listen to it over and over again.

I really wanted to get this up today, because today (June 27th) is Barry’s birthday (is that a spoiler?  I never actually mention the date in the story.  It’s not hard to deduce however), and toiled with extra rush this week trying to get it up, and was still only able to post it this late in the day, trying to get it the best I could.  But oh well, it’s still a good tribute to my favorite little idiot, that I’m managing to post it on his special day.

Hopefully this audio version of “Barry Anderson – Chapter 1: Birthday” will both enable people who find it easier/more convenient to listen than to read to get the beginning of the story, and is also hopefully a fun dramatization of the beginning of a pretty Grape, er, great adventure 😉.

(That link is to the audiobook homepage.  You can listen to the file embedded, or download to listen elsewhere.  For free, obviously, yay.)

Retro Coronavirus War Posters

Hey guys, I hope you enjoy these little retro-style coronavirus wartime posters I threw together, using vintage illustrations and ads I found.  I was trying to copy the vibes I saw in 1940s posters encouraging people to support the war efforts. They were really fun to make, and I like how they turned out.  I really love the mid-century style, and the posters from that era are such time capsules.

These are a little bit tongue-in-cheek, because it feels a little silly as an adult to be reminded to wash your hands five billion times a day.  But at the same time, I do know that these small measures are making a massive difference, just like stopping “loose lips”, buying war bonds, or “digging for victory” helped in WWII.  So I hope you’ll remember my little coronavirus “wartime” posters and remember you’re legit helping by remembering to do the basics.

Also, I learned while making these just how *into* toilet paper mid-century women were in TP ads… 😳  Granted… I’m starting to get it.

 

 

 

Stay safe and do your part!  :Salute:

<3 Much love,
Calise

Welcome and Stuff

This personal blog has been a long time coming.  For those who don’t know me yet, my main site and pride and joy of nearly 6 years is A Little Bit of Personality, or aLBoP.  (Still working on the acronym for this one, because “aLBoC” sounds dumb… of course that’s what I said about aLBoP at first, lol.)  But I’ve known for a good year and a half or more that I wanted to start a personal site, and that I wanted its moniker to be a spin-off of aLBoP, and a play on “a little bit,” as well as an apt description of what I want this site to be.

love aLBoP.  It’s a challenge, and I get overwhelmed sometimes (read: often) with all the plates it leaves spinning in the air.  And even though we have some good silly fun over there, its purpose is still fairly serious and focused.  And although helping people understand themselves and how they think on a complex personal level is a great way to invite people to consider new things and to put down their defenses, making it an awesome on-ramp for aLBoP Phase 2 and beyond… I don’t always want to talk about only cognition and personality typing.  I’m really good at that 😉, but that’s not all I’m really good at!

I want to screw around with DIY stuff, clothes, tech stuff, fiction writing, and whatever the *bleep* else I feel like!  aLBoP is Calise, but it’s only one aspect of Calise; a really big aspect that incorporates so many more hopes and plans and friends and desires to help people, but still not all of me.

And while I’ve met pretty much all my best friends (besides like Justin and my mom lol) through aLBoP, a lot of the people who search online for “personality typing” and related topics can actually be pretty annoying, arrogant, and narrowly focused.  The many awesome people I’ve met via aLBoP still seem to be the exception rather than the rule, unfortunately.

So I want fresh blood (*fangs*).  I want friends from the rest of the internet, like the places I explore, mom blogs and DIY sites and stuff.  And ya, if I’m being honest, I hope my aLBoCal (does that work? idk lol) friends check out aLBoP too.  And then I’d be able to help people from all different interests and categories!  And I’d be able to help them feel like anyone can be a hero, and that the way they think and the things that are important to them are good!  And we can all group hug and stuff!! 😍💖🌈🦄

*Ahem*  Or not, y’know, it’s cool.  I can be cool.

In any case, this site will be an opportunity to explore me-ness, in all its wide varieties.  It’s likely to be messy, because that’s who I am.  But hopefully it’ll be messy in a genuine, charming, it’s-cute-that-she’s-awkward-and-klutzy-and-has-no-filter sort of way, because that’s really all I have going for me, lol.

So I hope you stick around!  If it’s not your thing, I understand.  I haven’t figured out why people like my writing style yet, so if you don’t then have a nice day anyway!  But if you stay, then I think we can be real friends.

Yeah, I really don’t know how to end this now.  I’m about to release Calise on the internet and I’m low-key freaking out.  But let’s do this!